Oh, you think I'm exaggerating? Take a look for yourself...
As always, click to enlarge. But I must warn you, you will suffer an immediate Sanity Check at -20 to your die roll if you do.
|I was clearly angry when I got the the "P is for Paint" page. You can see some the "Q for Quilt" below. Perhaps the question "How do you suppose it works?" made me angry I was not being asked age-appropriate questions.|
|OK, now we've gone from bizarre to creepy. "Has anyone ever looked in your house and seen you?" Screw you, book. Why don't you just tell me that my toys come alive at night and try to kill me? Seriously, this dude must have hated children...|
|...I mean really hated kids. "No matter how hard you hit a xylophone, it will never cry." Unlike you, you little brat! Stop whining about the hollowness you feel inside and finish your goddam alphabet!|